She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
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We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
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so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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