You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
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I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
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TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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