She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
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I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
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We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Randomize