return my video game
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
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we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
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HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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