like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
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False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
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Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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