so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I need to calm my uterus...
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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