U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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