you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
