I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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