if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Randomize