u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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