it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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