How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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