I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
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Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
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somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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