yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
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I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
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maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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