im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
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everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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