Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
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I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
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Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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