the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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