these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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