Jerry, you need to find god
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
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Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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