When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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