At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
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your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
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Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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