I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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