I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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