We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
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he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
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Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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