Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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