just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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