wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
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im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
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You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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