I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
You need Xanax blowdarts
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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