I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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