idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
