I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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