I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
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Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
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Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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