Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
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