did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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