I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
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I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
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That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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