Porn is love you can see.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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