singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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