My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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