If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
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the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
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do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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