This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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