I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
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She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
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I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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