I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
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see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
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This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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