if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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