we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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