we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
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On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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