I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
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I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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