I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
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3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
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HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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