I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
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You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
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i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
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