your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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