I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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