my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
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This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
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Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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