I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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