Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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