We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
either way he was missing a nipple.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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