Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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